I got the blues…
posted by Greg on Friday, April 11, 2008
Right about now… I’ma need my good pal B.B. to lay down a serious blues riff for me… a little somethin’ in the key of D-flat… yeah, I got a flat bunch of D’s, and too many L’s for my liking…
<<strumming blues guitar>>
I got the blues
I got the too much Blueshirt blues
I got the too much Blueshirts and not enough of the Redshirts rocking the people who Rock the Red shirt blues…
Yeah, I got the blues
I say I got the bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues
I got the down 0-2 to your Hudson River Rival blues
I got the down 0-2 to your Hudson River Rival and you’re goin’ ta play the next two games in a building where you haven’t won since 1787 blues
Whoa, ohhhhhhhhh-hoa, I got the blues
I say, I said, I got those dadgum BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUES!
Yeah, crazy type of blues
I got the I hate hockey not sure I’m gonna ever love it again blues
I got the I-can’t-stands-hockey-no-more-because-my-goalie-made-the-single-dumbest-play-in-the-NHL-all-season-and-the-other-goalie-looks-like-he’s-either-channeling-divine-powers-or-takin’-some-kinda-superman-pills-he-ain’t-supposed-to-be-takin’-because-we-can’t-score-a-goal-when-it-counts-against-him bluuuuuuues
I got the Swedish-flag-blue blues because everything’s blue these days from the jerseys the Broadway B*tards wear to the flag that represents the nationality of their low-down, no-good, crazy-cat goalie that we can’t score on blues
Some say it isn’t over (dah dah)
They say this series ain’t done (dah dah)
Only thing I know is (dah dah)
We stunk for two whole games when all we needed to do was WIN JUST ONE-IsayIgotthe bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues…
Oh, manohmanohmanohman I got the blues
I got the down 0-2, probably not gonna see our pal Stanley, sadness at the Rock and it’s spreadin’ all over Jersey, this might just be payback for 2006, Gomez-is-a-filthy-traitor-Avery-needs-a-stick-jammed-up-his-nose-Jagr-is-a-priss-gosh-dam-you-Drury-and-Lundqvist blues…
And I say I might not get over
The Stanley Cup playoff…
Bllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues!!!
Ohhhhh… nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
B.B. King ladies and gentlemen! Let’s hope B.C. is as good as B.B. — I don’t need to see Notre Dame AND the Rangers ruin my weekend.




